{"slip": { "id": 111, "advice": "You're not as fat as you think you are."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 17, "advice": "Sometimes it's best to ignore other people's advice."}}
{"slip": { "id": 4, "advice": "Cars are bad investments."}}
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